autumn falls solo，Classic jokes that make countless women emotional

autumn falls solo，Classic jokes that make countless women emotional
Classic jokes that make countless women emotional
Classic jokes that make countless women emotional

1) Everyone must remember and use the classic jokes that are the most sung on the wine table!
A beautiful writer asked Yi Fengliu editor (named Ying Chang, everyone should pay attention: Some people are indeed called this name, and I still know him) to review the manuscript.Ying Chang looked at the beauty slantedly and smiled and said: The upper half is plump and two points are prominent. Unfortunately, there are some hairy grass in the lower half and there is a loophole, and the moisture is too large.The beauty asked anxiously: What should I do? Ying Chang replied: Let’s talk about it laterautumn falls solo !

2) A man took the prescription prescribed by a female doctor for a long time and askedautumn falls solo , "Where is the 13 Super?" The female doctor laughed and said, "It's not the 13 Super, it's the B-ultrasound." The man was furious and said, "Damn, your %26quot "B%26quot" is too open!"

3) The shortest and most classic pornographic joke in the world (Can you reflect it all at onceautumn falls solo ?)
In the office, a beautiful woman asked a male colleague to tell him a short and connotational joke. After bowing her head and pondering for a moment, she said eight classic words: I am the huhe, you are the wu...

4) Not even as good as a cock!
Back at the time when a regiment commander fought bravely, but unfortunately his cock was knocked away by stray bullets.When the villagers heard the news, the group leader hung up the lottery and rushed to the hospital to express their condolences.Of course this is a very difficult thing to say. The leader of the group did not let anyone know what injuries he had. He just said that he had some skin injuries and was about to be discharged from the hospital.The villagers all went back with confidence.The leader's wife was young and beautiful, and she was in her desire back then, so she knew the leader's injury.Thinking about it, I couldn't help but cry sadly.The leader understands human feelings very well and patiently comforts: Child, stop crying, the child has grown up, and I have played all kinds of moves for you in the past few years, so what else can I ask for? Look, now I have been promoted as a teacher and I am also a department-level official when I transferred to a local area. Is it better to be a department-level department-level department-level department-level dick than a dick.

5) Ah... Oh... Use harder... You... You made me feel good... I'll give you a pair of cloth shoes!
There is a small mountain village where there is a couple. The woman is beautiful, the man is not very good, and the woman is very coquettish. She hooked up with a young man in the village. Her husband slowly noticed it, but he couldn't find any evidence. One day, he finally came up with a solution and pretended to go out to visit relatives

, saying that he would not go home in the evening. When his wife met, she made an appointment to come to his home in the evening. When the lights were blowing, the man sneaked under the window behind his room and made an appointment with his brothers to catch the adulterer!I heard the two people in the room kicking each other, and the woman was so excited that she screamed: "Ah...oh...ah...oh...ah...be harder...be harder...you make me happy...I'll give you a pair of cloth shoes..." His husband was furious when he heard it outside!!Standing up and shouting at the room: "Fuck her! Fuck her, I will buy you a pair of leather shoes!!

6) Chinese football team and sex products advertising (super classic)
After the Chinese football team was defeated, the "Strong Lasting Pill" manufacturer found a member of the national team, L "X", to make an advertisement.The plot is: L "X" holds a football in his left hand, points to the screen with his right hand and says, "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes, I can!"
A condom manufacturer was deeply inspired after reading the advertisement for "Strong Lasting Pills", so he found a group of players from the national team and also made an advertisement.The picture is: All the players bombarded the goal, and the slogan: "No matter how many times they ejaculate, they can't ejaculate if they can't ejaculate!!!" The manufacturer of contraceptive pills also wanted to take a ride after seeing it, but their medicine was also used for women. What should I do?!But after analysis, they couldn't help but think about it. After three days and three nights of meditation, they finally found a solution: let a referee who blew a black whistle in the Chinese Super League wear black clothes. When the whistle blows and his gestures, he said arrogantly: "No matter how much you shot in, everything doesn't count!"

7) It is best not to have menstruation when a female soldier is dressed in a war!
A female soldier pretended to be a male soldier in a war. Suddenly

, her period was coming and her blood was flowing. When the company commander saw this, he hurriedly asked, "What's wrongautumn falls solo ? Where was he injured?" The female soldier said, "It's okay, it's okay." The company commander didn't believe it, so he forced his pants to take a look!He said furiously, "His cock is blown away! He said it's okay!"

8) I will scream when the climax is
Master Wang took the bus to Gaochong Town in a certain city.Since I had never been there, I started asking the female ticket salesperson just after the second stop: "Have you had an orgasm?" The female ticket salesperson replied: "No." After the second stop, Master Wang asked again: "Have you had an orgasm?" The female ticket salesperson replied: "No." After a few minutes, Master Wang asked again: "Have you had an orgasm?" At this time, the female ticket salesperson was really impatient.He replied loudly, "I'll scream when I'm here!" As soon as he finished speakingautumn falls solo , everyone was shocked.All eyes were turned to the female ticket seller.

9) After dinner, the leader inspected the "Jiangyin Wool Textile Factory" and came to the factory name of the neon light at the gate. Unfortunately, the circuit malfunctioned. The first character Jiang was not lit. The leader could only see the last five characters, so he asked the factory director with concern: Are the raw materials easy to do?

10) Lollipop
A row of prostitutes were waiting for guests on the street. An 80-year-old woman saw it and asked curiously: What are you waiting for?The prostitute said angrily: Wait for the lollipop!The old woman lined up to join the team and waited for sugar, but was arrested by the police. The police asked the old woman: Can you lose your teeth?The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it!![hide][/hide]